August 27 2014, 6pm


meladoodle:

my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

(Source: meladoodle)


August 27 2014, 6pm


burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u


August 25 2014, 12am


graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”


August 25 2014, 12am


someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

(Source: tinysteve)


August 25 2014, 12am


  • Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
  • Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*